Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4654	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Farms Harvested:	763	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4740	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	5921	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6729	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6488

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.