Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mineage

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

OG Factions revived. Classic factions features and simple raiding. We encourage players to grind through semi-vanilla methods to get their economy and base up. We are a PvP-based factions server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	636315
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CorbaWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Corba-World! We are an open and welcoming community! We pride ourselves in our closeness with the community and transparency!We stay true to our promises and here is our first promise to you! We promise to be dedicated to bringing you and enjoyable time on our server!We’re looking forward to seeing you in game soon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MINOR

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	4163	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4938

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.