Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	356

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1546
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	1229
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	651	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	8916

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ores Mined:	3402
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	6272	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Potions Brewed:	179	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.