Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	New Chunks Explored:	58835

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2850
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Void Gems Collected:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.