Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5635	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Farms Harvested:	160
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	272
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Emeralds Found:	9943
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3687
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.