Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	1290

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Towns Built:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	3635	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Spears Created:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	58	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Emeralds Found:	9051	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	5560
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.