Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchantments Applied:	190
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5251	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	131	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2230	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Animals Bred:	154
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9148	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1951	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.