Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Animals Bred:	177	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Farms Harvested:	623
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	299
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Potions Brewed:	182	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ParlaGames

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The biggest minecraft server in Israel, if you want to play on an Israeli server with lots of games, this is the place for you. The server belongs to the Parliament community that specializes in the Israeli minecraft community and offers a variety of fun games that can be played endlessly. The server includes games like Aguirres, Plots (Creative), Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder, and Skyblock And many more soon. Join 20,000 unique players and play on the most successful server in Israel

This is the biggest Minecraft server in Israel, if you would like to play in an israeli server with tons of games this is the place for you. This server was made by an Israeli Community called Parlamentum. which provides a variaty of fun minigames that you can play non-stop. The games offers some games like EggWars, Plots (Creative) , Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder Mystery and SkyBlock And much more soon. Join together with a 20,000 unique playerbase and play you too in the most successful server in Israel.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Divine Spears Created:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineVille

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MineVille Network – 1.16

We are a leading Minecraft experience. MineVille is a community based network that values player feedback. We have the following gamemodes!

Skyblock Survival Prison Minigames Anarchy

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Potions Brewed:	184	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Buildings Constructed:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecart Rapid Transit

Creative, Economy, Roleplay

The MRT Server is a greylisted freebuild creative server and community for city-building and transportation enthusiasts, running since July 2012. Anyone can join as a guest and explore the server, but to gain building privileges please apply to become a member.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineStruck

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

MineStruck Network – Factions, Skyblock, Cannon and more!

Spread the word, gather your friends, and embark on this new adventure with Minestruck!

Discord: https://discord.gg/dqCPU8czKR

Website: https://minestruck.io

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	61
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	4113	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	183

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Skuad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey all! Thanks for checking out our MinecraftServers page! Skuad is a pretty casual survival Minecraft! We run a variety of plugins to make the survival experience a bit more enjoyable! We have an economy run mostly by players, rankups that give you perks (for in-game money), and claiming! Among other things! Come say hi to us either in-game or on our Discord!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

IniziCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Inizicraft is a server network that has grown and changed in six years of existence. Inizicraft allows players to join and play along with their group of friends or collaborate with others who are on the server. We aim to provide a variety of different playing options to give all visitors something to enjoy. Rather than pay for a server or realm to play with your friends, hop on Inizicraft and enjoy our survival or creative experience that provides a vanilla experience, with the addition of helpful plugins that players can use if they wish. Inizicraft also hosts the Minecraft Building Toronto Network, which is a project is recreating the City of Toronto on a 1:1 Scale.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.