Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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Anarchy

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crops Grown:	7926	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6783
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	163
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3187
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Towns Built:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1184	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Items Found:	2675

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.