Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Hey there! We offer a variety of crazy fun servers available on Java & Bedrock. The servers are lag-free, has a friendly community and are designed to give you an amazing experience! So what are you waiting for? Come and have fun with us now at the IP: Powercraft.network

Servers: Cops & Robbers, Creative, Earth SMP, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dimension Hops:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Emeralds Found:	236	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

Our games and servers on PremierNetwork: + PremierCraft Survival: 1.17.X Hard Emek Survival & RPG + LumiCraft Survival: 1.17.X Survival + LifeDeath Anarchy: 1.12.2 True Anarchy + LITSKY SkyBlock: 1.8.8 Klasik SkyBlock + AristoCraft OPFactions: 1.12.2 Klasik OPFactions + WinderMC Survival: 1.8.8 Klasik Survival + FlukyPVP: 1.8.8 Fun Knockback FFA PVP + ManiacTNT: 1.8.8 Fun TNT Run + PremierMGM: SurvivalGames, PUBG and more (Minigames)

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

– Weekly Updates – – CUSTOM Battle Pass – – UNIQUE Skills System – – Minions & Wands – – MUCH MUCH MORE!

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8937	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Fade SMP

Economy

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.