Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sylph MC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are Sylph MC, a survival sever with Origins, all origins are fully custom coded and made by us, we are always actively developing and creating new exciting activities to participate in! We are also strongly against P2W and players who donate have no advantage over anyone else! We have 15 unique and fun to play origins such as the Angel who grants their blessing upon allies or the Ender who can vwoop around. Give us a chance and join today, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed! Join our discord for the best experience and for news on upcoming events/updates! https://discord.gg/kgj9hwDzFV

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NivalisMC

Creative, Mini Games

NivalisMC is a brand new server focused on providing a dedicated Creative experience! We feature – Free World Edit Daily – Customizable Big Plots – Exciting custom cosmetics – Fun minigames – A fun and wholesome environment Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MelonSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The MelonSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.

MelonSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.

Servers are on 1.19.2+

– org.melonsmp.net

Bedrock: IP: org.melonsmp.net Port: 19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Zedpixel-Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Zedpixel Network is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play? Join hub.zedpixelnetwork.mk now! Zedpixel Network (Play Level-up Flex)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GlowCraftOpPrison

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

GlowCraft is brought to you by GlowCraft. We’re a group that creates different type of servers. For a start, we’ve created a Op Prison Server to welcome all of those players who are interested to advance through the ranks. We’ve multiple ranks for all of our players to rank to and different benefits that come with it.

At the moment, we do not have any players, however we’re hoping to get players to join and stay in our server. With the help of the community, we’ll be able to bring all of our players a better gaming experience.

A prison server is where players are given a starting rank. With the default rank, they are limited to some warps where they can mine to earn money. With their earnings, they would pay the price of ranking up. In GlowCraft, we would also have multiple events like Mine Parties. This is to encourage players to join and also strengthen the bond between the community. The economy in GlowCraft is controlled and managed. Thus, the chances of inflation is highly impossible

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rosefall

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Rosefall

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you. Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies. Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot! Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world. User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start! Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks. Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft Classic Survival

Survival Games

Minecraft Survival Server, many useful plugins (mcMMO, easy timber, economy, rank-up, PvP off, land claim…) Spartan anti-cheat , anti-grief , upgrades on daily basis, any improvements let me know on discord many thanks

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EcoMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5619	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1496	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BVR Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5455	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.