Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2854	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HarmonyMC

MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to HarmonyMC!

At Harmony, we are a very welcoming and fast growing community. We offer several custom plugins such as custom enchants, and silk spawners that help enhance your vanilla Minecraft survival experience! We hope to see you on HarmonyMC!

* Urgently looking for experienced, active Staff Members!

– HarmonyMC

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Economy, Economysurvival, Faction Pvp, Factions, Kingdoms, Openaudiomc, Roleplay, Roleplaysurvival, Semianarchy, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.

Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.

We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133

We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audioThis should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximity

View the server’s world map here: 162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	130	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MicroPixelate

PvP, Survival

A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Farms Harvested:	129
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DanskSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KitPVP/Survival And More

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Has Loads Of Fun Things To Explore Like Survival, KitPVP, Creative, And Loads More This Server Has All Your Needs

VERSION NEEDS TO BE 1.12.2 FOR THE PLUGINS TO WORK MORE VERSIONS SUPPORTED SOON

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Knights Community

Survival, Towny

Welcome to our Minecraft Server in the Philippines – a virtual realm where gamers from across the archipelago gather to embark on epic adventures, craft magnificent creations, and build lasting friendships. Immerse yourself in a uniquely Filipino gaming experience with custom content, exciting events, and a vibrant community. Join us on this pixelated journey, where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of exploration. Are you ready to dive into the blocky wonders of our Philippine Minecraft universe? See you in-game, mga ka-MC!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4

120server, 120update, 120vanilla, building, Community, Friendly, Fun, home, Mature, new, Noclaims, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Semivanilla, Sethome, Small, Smallserver, smp, Staff, Survival, Tpa, Updated, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!

Since 2018, Simply Vanilla has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our tight-knit, kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!Visit our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coJoin our Discord to participate with the community: https://discord.gg/simplyvanilla

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No major griefing3. Respect fellow players and staff4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No ban or mute evasion 7. No excessive swearing/offensive language 8. No AFK Farming/grinding9. No toxic playersFor more detail on our rules, visit simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Bone craft

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

[Bonecraft]

Welcome to Bonecraft, a survival server and towny server running on Minecraft Java Edition 1.15.2 Join our server using our ip: play.bonecraft.org Visit our website using: https://www.bonecraft.org/ Our Store: https://www.store.bonecraft.org/

Some of the features we offer to players are McMMO, Veinminer, Silk Spawners, Golden Shovel Land Claiming, Kits, Wild Teleportation, Marriages, Money Drops, Events, and Giveaways.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FoolishMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | JOIN FOR FREE STORE ITEMS* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! FoolishMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Skyblock and many more to come. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Simply Adventure – 1.20.4 [Java & Bedrock]

120updated, Adventure, Claims, Friendly, Hardmode, Nogrief, Playereconomy, PvE, Semivanilla, Survival

Simply Adventure

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About

Join us in our brand new server: Simply Adventure! This server is focused on the adventure of Minecraft, the fun of building and making friends, and the tranquility of getting away from the stresses of real life. We hope you can join the kind community that we hope to build.

Check out our server’s features to see if they align with your interests!

Player-Based Economy: Our economy is fully player-based, with items typically being sold or traded for diamond or netherite. No Player Ranks: We do not sell or have any player ranks. You are just the same as everyone else! No Keep Inventory: There is a thrill of risk when you have your items on the line! Unique PVP Rules: PVP is only allowed if both parties consent to PVP or both players are in a PVP arena! Land & Chest Protection: Rules against stealing/griefing and, optionally you can claim your land to ensure it remains untouched by unwanted visitors!No Overworld Resets: The overworld will never reset! Never worry about your builds disappearing!

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Rules(more detail can be found on Discord)

1. Respect all other players2. No Sensitive Content3. No cheats/exploits4. No griefing anywhere5. No Stealing / Luring / Scamming6. Claims must be at least 100 blocks from others7. No Random PVP8. No Spam or Advertisement9. Do Not Evade Punishment

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Simply Adventure is the next place for you. Embrace the call of SA and start your adventure today. We hope to see you online!

Are you ready to begin your adventure?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tn3 – Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

kill sum tuffs and greif things. u can hack. hacked client provided on the website. haev fun destroying other peoples fun. ———————————— This is a new server so first person to join gets OP.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mayhemcraft Minecraft Survival

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Mayhemcraft Minecraft survival

Hello We are a Survival server with pvp and skill plugins and clan system. Version 1.16.x to 1.20.1 Java and Bedrock Server

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Farmers Market

Economysurvival, Jobs, Jobssurvival, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Shops, Survival, Survivalvanilla, Vanillasurvival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!

We are 1.20!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!

Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CamsUHC

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Play Ultimate Hard Core Minecraft with your friends, online friends, or random users! To make this Ultimate Hard Core, more ultimate, we added a twist. You can uses amazing kits to help you in PvP!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4361	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GuardianGames

Economy, Survival

Welcome to GuardianGames.de, an exciting Minecraft network currently in beta and mainly offers the popular game mode “CityBuild”. Our goal is to provide a unique and entertaining gaming experience that takes you into a virtual world full of creativity and adventure. At GuardianGames.de we attach great importance to an active and committed community. We are constantly striving to improve the gaming experience improve and therefore offer an open ear for feedback and suggestions.

Best regards

Guardian Games Team!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.