Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Moon

Survival Games, Vanilla

Beautiful dungeons, artmaps, voice chat, emotions and a lot of interesting things. Waiting for you.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ATon2s Server

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ATon2’s Server

This server has everything I could have possibly put on it. It’s got the following great things:

– Survival – Creative – Skyblock – PvP – Survival Games – Worldedit – Minigames – CopsNRobbers

These are all spread out between three different servers! Come join us and experience EVERYTHING!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Wildclaw Bay

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Wildclaw Bay, a vibrant Minecraft Java server nestled within the enchanting world of Dandelion Valley. Embark on a mystical journey where the whimsical meets the practical, and the mundane merges with the magical.

In Wildclaw Bay, players find themselves immersed in a realm where nature thrives and magic whispers through the rustling leaves. Set against a backdrop of sprawling forests, crystal-clear waters, and rugged mountains, the server offers a haven for adventurers seeking both serenity and excitement.

As you traverse the landscape, you’ll encounter quaint cottages adorned with ivy and cobblestone paths winding through lush gardens. Delve into the secrets of the wild, brewing potions under the watchful gaze of ancient trees or tending to mystical creatures that roam the countryside.

Collaboration and community are at the heart of Wildclaw Bay, where players can band together to build sprawling towns, establish bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures and vanquish powerful foes.

With the Cottage Witch modpack by HeyKatu, the possibilities are endless. Harness the elements to craft powerful spells, brew potions to aid your adventures, or cultivate enchanted crops to fuel your magical endeavors.

Join us in Wildclaw Bay, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur, and the wonders of the Cottage Witch modpack await.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBox

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

BlockBox was started in 2012 as a creative server and quickly expanded to also include anti-grief survival. A lot has changed since then, but we remain a tight-knit and casual community where all players are welcome to have fun, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft. We currently have several creative worlds, a PvE survival server, and a fully custom minigame server with Spleef, CTF, Paintball and more. We hold weekly game nights on Discord every Saturday to talk and play games.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8364

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Constelaria

Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

Constelaria is a new OneBlock server all versions (main: 1.20.1) which intends to dethrone the best 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EMT GREEN

Welcome to EMT-Green where we keep things simple.

Ever wanted to get the “vanilla” minecraft feeling again? Well this is the server for you!

Vanilla! No economy, You can trade with other players instead! Anti hack plugins Anti grief plugin

Enjoy the vanilla minecraft feeling again!

-Emt staff

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FlatzMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server FlatzMC- Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …

Server IP: flatzmc.com Site: https://loja.flatzmc.com Discord: https://discord.flatzmc.com

The best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JujuCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JujuCraft Classic Factions 2021

We’d like to welcome you to JujuCraft Classic Factions. Running a 1.8 server with cross-client compatibility! You can join on any client newer than 1.8. We have always admired the competitive nature of Factions which is why we designed it in such a way to provide you with the best Faction experience. The JujuCraft Staff has been involved in the community since early 2013, with accumulating 2.7 million players out of the 5.5 million who played Minecraft during 2013 to 2016. Here, your opinion matters. Come conquer, build, and explore our server!

A Genuine, Classic Factions Feeling.

Being in the Factions game since 2013, after taking a 6 year hiatus we’re back and ready to provide a better than experience we brought to the community from 2013, to 2015. We love listening to our community, and implementing features that make Factions more enjoyable for everybody. Please consider checking us out, and stay for awhile! Read more about us down below and get to know where we come from! Here, your opinion matters – and we’d love to hear it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	199
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Zoglin SMP

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

{ ZOGLIN SMP } (14-19 only)

Hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood advertiser, Oreo!

I wanted to tell you about this server for the obvious reasons, but also since it’s DID, Neurodivergent, and LGBTQ+ friendly. It is fairly small at the moment, but I really want to harbor a safe environment for any new folk to join.

There are age roles & there’s an application for added safety too. We’re fairly relaxed despite all that, though.

Discord: https://discord.gg/GDSRpUeMV5 Please DM either Oreo or Agogbog Moss.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Clan RKS Survival

Clan RKS Minecraft 1.6.4 Server Survival Multiplayer. Server located in San Jose, California ==News== October 2 Updated to 1.6.4! Rules: -No griefing -No stealing Violators will be banned on sight. -Violators can also be reported to the Report abuse section on http://forums.clanrks.com -Appeals can also be made at that url. =================== UPDATE October 4 2013 Rules: -No griefing -No stealing -Play nice with others in the sandbox Violators will be banned on sight.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BraveMC

Skyblock

Welcome to BraveMC

Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

Creative, Custom, Friendly, Furniture, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Padawanamy, Resourcepack, smp, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1148
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TooTallGaming

Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RexRaids | RexPvP

KitPvP, Prison, PvP

Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

Hope to see you on the server shortly!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

120server, Factions, Jjk, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kaisen, Kaizen, Modded, smp, Survival

If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!