Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Jingos Minecraft Server Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our Minecraft Towny Server. We use Towny for protection. The people and staff are what makes our community great. Be a part of it. Join! Make sure to join our website for recent updates.

Website – http://www.jingomcs.com

Server Addresses towny. jingomcs.com 158.69.131.100 158.69.131.101 158.69.131.103

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Jeremy’s World

I pay for this server and NO ONE else is on it except me. And I’m kind of tired of playing alone. I don’t want some massive community on my server, I just want a few people (though it can handle 20 players). I use Bukkit, I have a warp plugin installed, and I’m not asking for money to play on it. 100% uptime (except for when I have to update .jar files or backup the server). My email is “[email protected]” if you want to join.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Damned PvP

A Faction/PvP Survival Server Plugins:Essentials, Factions, Multiverse, Signshop, PlayerHeads, WorldBorder, Votifier, iConomy, MCMMO, TimeIsMoney

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kingdom Eternal (Multiple

Mutliple servers!!

When you join the server you will be teleported to the hub room, where you can choose which server you want to join. The following servers are:

RPG TF2 Hunger Games

Come check us out!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minederp

Best server, trust me… 😉

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EliteHero

Pvp server with all the bells and whistles!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VoidTeam Community

Economy, Survival, Survival Games

VoidCraft is a survival build server, which means we want you to break your back and build grand creations… and be appropriately recognized. Creativity is such a focus that we have ranks to show off your skill in building. The most important aspect of our server, however, is the community. The VoidTeam Community server stresses friendship and sharing. Like skill, we have a ranking system based on community. The four highest ranks below staff positions clearly show the focus on community: goodguy, greatguy, veteran, trusted. That’s the core focus of VoidCraft- building big among friends.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kratos PvP

This server has been around for 1 week and we have had enough time to make it perfect for you guys. The players are friendly. Also, the staff is exceptional and will resolve any issues you may have in your Minecraft Adventure. We do have a great Faction community. But be careful with what faction you make enemies or allies with, just be careful who you choose as an ally.

The server’s map is relativity hug , mainly for building faction bases with your friends and having huge wars. Our maps also have our Dangerous PVP Arenas witch factions can team up to defeat opposing factions or just for some added fun.

The staff is online 24/7 to help you with your problems. We care about our players, so we don’t give a unfair advantage to Moderators over others. We pick the staff as a team and they are the ones to seek if your in need of some help

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8418	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CubicPVP Assassins creed

Economy, Parkour, PvP

CubicPvP is the best assassin creed based server out there. It offers 24/7 up time, no-lag pvp, and a great community. We have been up and running for over 3 years, and will not be going down anytime soon. Our server is dedicated to competitive PVP, along with parkour and looting. We have custom built maps and our plugins are completely custom, so you won’t see them on any other server. Our server includes: grappling hooks, cloaks, poison, darts, 1v1, skills, and tons of other exciting features.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4025
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

THE LOWER LEVEL

Welcome to the lower level!

Unlike most servers, the lower level is completely underground! Large tunnels connect towns and structures. This server runs a 1.4.5 craftbukkit with many plugins including factions.

We hope you like it!

67.212.180.44:25565 Come try it out!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Crops Grown:	5215
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OverCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Survival + City server, very good! with small Free plots & larger paid plots! play.overcraft.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MCN: Creative

Minecraft Nations: Creative is a creative plot server. Everyone gets free protection and creative. We aim to create a great community filled with like-minded players, luckily we already have a good head start with our current community members at minecraftnations.com which has been a Minecraft community since 2010 we are famously known for our first server Minecraft Nations which will be relaunching sometime in the future.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lost Islands

Lost Islands is a minecraft server unlike any other. We take great measures to ensure players of all types get the best possible online experience.

We have a dedicated team of staff members that have been a part of our community for almost a year now. They are all capable and mature and will be happy to help you in anyway you should need.

We are a NON-PROFIT server. This means we put ever penny that’s donated into improving the server and enhancing gameplay as much as possible.

As a community-based server, we prioritise player satisfaction over EVERYTHING else. To do this, however, players must abide by certain rules to ensure that the server is a fun and friendly place for all types of players of all different ages.

If you have any queries, please visit our site: www.lost-islands.info or email us at: [email protected]

Thank you.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

🚀 Stardew Network | Explore the galaxy! [1.20.4] 🚀

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Fishing, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Nogrief, Prison, PvP, Quests, Randomteleport, Ranks, Skyblock, smp, Space, Spaceship, Stardew, Survival

Server IP: play.stardew.netWebsite, Discord, Rules & Store: stardew.net

🧰 Crates & Rewards🪄 Custom Enchants [Soon]☠️ Quests & Dungeons [Soon]🧌 Custom Bosses [Soon]💲 Economy & Shops

🚀 Space Exploration [Sooooon]

Stardew Nework provides a welcoming and enjoyable experience for players looking to engage in survival gameplay.

Our goal is to eventually expand and offer a variety of game modes, including Factions, Skyblock, and more. While we have some additional features to enhance your time on the server, we strive to keep things balanced and not too overwhelming.

Join now and become a part of our community!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Search& Destroy

EyeOfEnder [3200 slots over 32 servers] [PVP] [Fully automatic]

EyeOfEnder is a server host that has had over 250,000 people join! We have 32 server all with 100 slots so you’ll always find an open lobby! We have a random map selector with loot all around the maps! Many different gamemodes with more coming out soon!

Head over to www.eyeofender.com!

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.