Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ores Mined:	8450
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crops Grown:	4053

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftPimp

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars

Brand new COD and Mini-Games servers!! 7/31/2014 UPDATE: Factions, Skyblock and Creative have all been reset! 5/5/2014 UPDATE: DWARVES VS ZOMBIES ADDED 2-7-2014 UPDATE: SKYBLOCK SERVER ADDED 1-18-2014 UPDATE: KIT PVP SERVER ADDED 1-1-2014 UPDATE: BRAND NEW MAP 12/5/2013 GUNS ADDED 11/19/2013! We also have the #1 SkyWars server in the world with more than 100 maps! We have Creative with 100X 100 plots, disguises, pets, marriage, chairs!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Realm Adventures

3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCServer

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

A amazing Hunger Games server that has been around for a while now! A lot of players as well! 24/7

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VirtualCraft

A Fun Minecraft Server With Great Staff And Fun MiniGames And Pvp!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1998	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TownyWarCraft

Economy, Parkour, Raiding, Towny

Create or join a town when you join the server! Gear up and prepare for a Minecraft war of a life time! You and your town can start a war with anyone you want at any time and day!

Build your town to be the greatest of all on TWC! Whether you start from the bottom or buy a town from someone who is selling theirs, make it your own and make it known you are the best and you will rule all!

Towns vs. Towns! Nations vs. Nations!

Best thing about TWC? You like just flat out survival? Normal towny? Parkour? THAT IS WHO WE ARE! You can join just to play survival, you can join to create your own town and never go to war! That’s okay! Like Parkour too? We have four of them! The hardest parkours you’ll ever attempt to jump around on!

mc.townywarcraft.com

Join today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BawsPvP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EthosCraft

EthosCraft is a Towny Survival server with WorldWide PVP! Are you up for the challenge? Build your colony on a brand new world. Work together to survive or go it alone. The choice is yours!

-Towny -McMMO -Auctions -PVP -iConomy -Parkour

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2902	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DGCraft | SkyBLOCK

Play with friends and create your own levitating corner, build the most functional island to earn as much money as possible

or go towards a true Architect and create the most beautiful buildings and the title of Master SkyBLOCKer is waiting for you!

The nice new appearance of the islands will allow you to better start your adventure with our Server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanill

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanilla! | No Rules! PVP | 24/7,

Welcome to Survive2Die where you spawn in the world with no rules and danger off raiding and greifing. Run so fast and far you can to not get attacked by others. This server is made to be like if you were playing single player. So hope you have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	2652	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BrekPvP

A brand new server! BrekPvP has just been started as of today! come and join us on our journey to make a new hit Faction PvP server. The server has a bit of a base set down right now, but we are ever expanding!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Orca Creative 1.20.2 (Cross-Play Enabled)

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Orca Creative has been operated for more than 8 years and has had no world resets!!!

IP & Port for Bedrock Edition: IP: OrcaCreative.tk Port:19132

SynopsisOrcaCreative, as you might imagine, is a creative server. Our focus centers around a building community and we have multiple worlds to facilitate this. This server is not a plot server, plots are only used for contests. WorldEdit is available to all members throughout the creative worlds. In addition, our atmosphere is family-friendly, no rude posting allowed.

Worlds[Spawn] – Starting world, complete the quick intro to access the rest of the server[FB] – Superflat creative world.[Wild] – Default terrain creative world[Sv] – Generic survival world for… surviving!![A] – Contains fun challenges that you can gain prizes from: zombies, hunger games, deathrun, dueling, parkour and mazes. Also contains PVP arenas[Contest] – A plot world for our semi-frequent contests[SkyB] – SkyBlock world[HSV] – Hardcore survival. Raiding, griefing, and pvp are all allowed.NOTE: Raiding is allowed in the HSV world, not the regular survival world.

Rules[1] No griefing.[2] No harassment.[3] No rude language; we are PG.[4] No offensive buildings. [5] Do not beg for ranks.[6] Do not advertise other servers.[7] Respect the staff and other members. [8] Have Fun! :^)[9] Do not purposefully lag the server.[10] Hacked items are not allowed; this includes items not obtained in normal gameplay.[11] No excessive CAPS or spamming.[12] Starting drama, controversial topics, and hate speech are not allowed.[13] No politics.[14] Do not argue with staff or other members. All rule breaking is interpreted by staff.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HooptiesWorld

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Rankup. Become a Legend.

Similar in nature to Prison servers. The only difference is that instead of unlocking some new /warp area to mine and grief in, you unlock new permissions. From the basics like /msg , /tpa , /warp all the way up to /nick , /book , /ignore , /hat , /fly The higher up the rank ladder you climb. The more Permissions you will get on the server. Do you have what it takes to become a legend and join the ‘Hall of Legends”

We offer: creative, survival , mini-games such as spleef and hide and seek. and also a fun exploration world. The server is well over 3 years old. with a lot of long time players who have been with us for 3 years now.( so that should tell you something about the server)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Royalty Kraft

Ip:173.236.60.84

Medieval Ranks PvE PvP World Features: -Absolutely No Lag -Website (royaltykraft.enjin.com) -30 Slots make this a “just the right size” server -Protection Plugin -Amazing Spawn -Caring and Experienced Staff -No confusing signs, spawn with a server book -A Kits Donation System -Pvp World w/ Leaderboard -Skyblock -Spleef -4 Parkour Maps -A Plugin to record every minute of your playtime

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2501

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft Türkiye

Best Turkish Server Ever, Come And Take Your Place.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HubCraft

a new hub server mob Arena, survival games, survival, parkour, paint wars, and plot world this is a new Minecraft server that I’ve been working on with my friends I could not wait to release it. if you have any problems please tell me whiteninja973 or a admin. if you love the Minecraft server we will soon have donations vip special commands. please tell your friends thank you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!