Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7815
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AirPlay

/Towny/PvP/Loot

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DodgyCraft

Hello and Welcome to DodgyCraft. We are a semi op factions raiding server. We are a reasonably new server and we are looking for people who can be active staff members. Our aim is to bring raiding in factions to a whole new level. We do all kinds of interesting things within our server for instance we do lost of tournaments with nice prizes to be won. We also reward those that find bugs/glitches or are reporting players for breaking the rules. Come and join us if you interested in having some fun with your friends or even if your interested in starting a raiding series on youtube. We have a youtuber rank for those who think they fit the criteria.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Down Under Survival

Economy Based, Limited PVP, Friendly Admins, Prism Protected, Regular Serverwide Skype and Teamspeak Chats

We are a new server that was created by 3 admins who were sick of the corrupt administration we had witnessed on previous servers. We regularly hold server wide skype and teamspeak chats and have a up and running economy that allows players the freedom to set up their own shops. Due to the varied schedules of the admins, the server will be moderated most, if not all the time. Feel free to ask the admins for more details if you have any questions about anything

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mines Excavated:	1747	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fieldcraft

Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Buid-Hive – The Walls

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VumCraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mines Excavated:	4805

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	286

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Emeralds Found:	9247

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”