Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ores Mined:	6473

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	416	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4745
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Parsonage

Parsonage is an up to date server with experienced staff and a friendly community. Looking for valued players such as yourself if your reading this 😛

Parsonage comes equipped with its own custom modpack and a whole can of woop ……. butt

The Parsonage experience is a modpack and multiplayer server made for that modpack to allow for a group of balanced mods for focus on improving three major areas of your gaming experience and simply watching how they blend together. Those three main focal points are tech, cosmetics, and farming.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RPGFactions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay

RPGFactions.com is one of the most unique Factions servers! Join us now to have the time of your life in Minecraft! Here is what our extremely unique server has inside of it!

– Levels – Custom Mobs – Custom Terrain – Grenades – Guns

IP: rpgfactions.com Site: rpgfactions.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!