Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CastleCraft

CastleCraft is an “OldSchool” server, like in the good old days. Not gigantic cities with square plots of land, but with lots of them small sleepy villages. Come and join us and we will take you with us Receive joys!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Redstone Realm

A fun survival no grief new server. 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Minecraft Bay

======Welcome!====== On our new server…

Our server is an ALLROUND server, of course online 24/7…And has the following features…

=========Games========== ->Catacombs

->MobArena

->Spleef

->Survival/HungerGames

->PVP Arena

->AdventureMap

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Darkrider

Darkriderz is a great place to relax and have fun with the communite. we have creative SG and more muti games!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Empire Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server since 2012 with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create shops, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	169	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.