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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1036 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.