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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2527 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8425 |
Votes: | 8226 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 120 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.