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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3871 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 607094 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like da nanotechnology of topological defects in plasmonic networks, but in minecraft form, ya feel me?
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.
