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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8689 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.