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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9465 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.