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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4761 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Animals Bred: | 186 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.