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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4312 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.