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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6084 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.