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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4888 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8286 | Potions Brewed: | 63 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5534 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.