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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1406 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 515 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.