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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7678 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.