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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6867 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.
but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.