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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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