LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FIND ANY FEMALE BODY PARTS IN THE GARBAGE DUMP, ONLY DIAMONDS AND GOLD! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE KENYAN POLICE WOULD RATHER PLAY HERE THAN INVESTIGATE CRIMES.

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND A GIANT MINECRAFT MONSTER THAT DROPS ENCHANTED ITEMS WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CANDY. YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LOLLIPOPS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE GUMMY BEARS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Falling into the Void: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Crops Grown: 6014
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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