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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2874 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3952 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!