NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Void Gems Collected:	38	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mines Excavated:	3710	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Emeralds Found:	7663	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9115	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Emeralds Found:	7428	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Buildings Constructed:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Emeralds Found:	4650

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Farms Harvested:	769	Buildings Constructed:	29

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	8630
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	1128
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Potions Brewed:	70	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Emeralds Found:	331
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Emeralds Found:	9854	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net