NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	184
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Animals Bred:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Votes:	8763
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
New Chunks Explored:	446445	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4859	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5717	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Emeralds Found:	9971	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runes Activated:	3

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz