NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Emeralds Found:	8520	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	6716	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	904
Magic Items Found:	4144	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	413	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Animals Bred:	155
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crops Grown:	3119	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7005	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	365	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net