NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	351
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Void Armor Forged:	14

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	4294
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4459	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Gems Collected:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	420	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	92
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz