NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Enchantments Applied:	119
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	56874
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4747
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Towns Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44
Magic Items Found:	3593	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4978

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3526	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg