NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	7908
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
New Chunks Explored:	876903	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	53	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Mines Excavated:	2076
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Farms Harvested:	811
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Gods Slained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Votes:	3768
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Towns Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Animals Bred:	130
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	59311	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	209
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz