NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Farms Harvested:	414
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1131
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	822	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	6085
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Animals Bred:	116	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Mines Excavated:	3379
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net