NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

#venting, ANNOYING, art, autism, avatarfags, b.., blogposts, board culture, cat pictures, get along., global rules, gossip, Happening, Happenings, head canons, Minecraft, Moderators, MOTDoink oink, MSPaint comics, Nah, NahCraft, Not a Happening Thread, official /nah/, personal complaints, pork flavor edition, Q&A, Server, site meta, thread theme, Trash, User-generated content, voting results, yoga tips

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	9	Animals Bred:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

XyroCraft

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

130.61.35.130:25566

Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

1v1, Adventure, Archery, Arena, Bows, Castlewars, Checkers, Creative, Friendly, games, Minecraft, Minigames, Other, Paintball, PvP, Realtimestrategy, RPG, Rts, SKY, Skywars, Snowball, Survival, Unique, world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

A lot of content and frequent updates! (custom coded) Our server is started at 2015-01-14 and its been under development ever since! We focus on enjoyment of low player count, so just 2-4 players can experience the full fun of the server!

Gamemodes:

Castle Wars: Train and command your own AI army and battle other players AI armies! The first Real Time Strategy game in Minecraft!

Knockout: Really addicting and fast-paced minigame, the goal is simple: knocking players off the platform.

Mini Sky Walls: The Walls and Sky Wars spin-off. Contains the best features of both gamemodes!

The Mining Camp: Fun grinding game, much like Prison. Go through different caves and unlock more stuff!

Friendly Survival: 10+ dimensions, realistic water mechanics, slimefun and seasons!

Parkour: Hard and challenging jumps, plenty of checkpoints. A couple of well-balanced parkours.

Bomberman: Minecraft minigame based on an old arcade with the same name. Use bombs to trap and destroy your opponents.

Govindas Survival Games: a massively-modified version of SG, with a pinch of custom loot from RPG games!

Spleent: destroy the map with TNT and knock your opponents! A really spectacular and awesome minigame!

Snowball: use snowballs to kill your enemies! A simplified but addicting version of CS:GO!

1v1: duel your opponents using a massive amount of modifiers!

Elemental Archers: a unique mode of its kind. Battle solo or in teams against other people using a range of different abilities.

Creative World: a well-known creative world minigame with a plenty of content of ease your existence. Ranging from simple armour stand creators to custom and easy-to-use programming language!

A lot of other awesome features await you on the server! Feel free to join now!

Server IP: MC.LIMEWORK.NETWebsite: limework.net/

mc.limework.net

Prison Alcatraz

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Buildings Constructed:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Hey there!

Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

See you there!

PrisonAlcatraz.com

Imperfect

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

Survival Server Better Experience

mcimperfect.fun:25601

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Votes:	2227
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

Allowed; Use claiming system

Java edition only.

play.mc64.wtf

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9363	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

play.honeycraft.nl

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3524
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

play.broomstix.net

MagicWorld

Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Votes:	1646
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	840803
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

MC66.CC

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	2459
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	1

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

mc.skytten.cloud

BD Crafters

Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	238
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Emeralds Found:	8044	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Falling into the Void:	0

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◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

terminal-mc.serv.nu

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

play.oscuremc.net

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

startrekmc.net

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

play.mc-ke.net

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

play.mcgta.org