NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1289
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1870
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Emeralds Found:	9790	Chimeras Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ores Mined:	7555
Emeralds Found:	4061	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.