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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9660
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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