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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7279 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 175 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!