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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5681 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!