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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1412 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9192 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!