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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 895 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 100 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 602 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 5335 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Join our server for the ultimate wacky adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and befriend a talking chicken named Gerald.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a wild ride, my friend.