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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2013 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.
But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!
