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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8303 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3102 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.
But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!