my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5229	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	6988
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AlmightyMC

Survival

We’re a custom built survival server, with unique features, quality staff and plugins, and the best community you could wish for! AlmightyMC is a CUSTOM SURVIVAL WITH BOTH LAND CLAIMING AND LAND RAIDING! Minecraft Server and SMP that allows Bedrock & Java | Extremely Active Community for a Minecraft Hardcore SMP Server Griefing, Stealing, and Killing are all allowed and the goal of the server is to Earn Money and grind the /leaderboards to Become #1 on the Hardcore Minecraft SMPs Servers.This Minecraft Server and SMP has Hardcore, Survival, Anarchy, Vanilla, One Life, Factions, OneTrySMP, Lifestealsmp and many more Hardcore SMP Related Minecraft Servers. The AlmightyMC Hardcore Server community likes to play the gamemodes that we include like Hardcore Survival and Anarchy gamemodes.Other Names for the server might include Almighty MC, AlmightySMP, Hardcore SMP, Almighty SMP Hardcore, AlmightySMP Hardcore, Hardcore Server, Smaklul Server. You might be attempting to find this server if you are looking for Minecraft Hardcore Servers. It’s a Java and Bedrock Hardcore Server / SMP that anyone can join. The IP Is mc.almighty.proJAVA IP: mc.almighty.pro BEDROCK IP: mc.almighty.pro (Port: 19132)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1373

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!